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Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment

The external scars tell only part of the story

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters

On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are

Situps are a terrible way to end your day

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet