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No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older

My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable

The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do

his seven-layer cake only had six layers