He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
Too many prisons have become early coffins
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better