She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn