The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her 
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment