The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
It took him a month to finish the meal
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
She advised him to come back at once
Thereâs a message for you if you look up
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He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there