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Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky

He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

  1. On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar?

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes

A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag

Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button

The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion

Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head