Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
- On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar?
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
A good example of a useful vegetable is medicinal rhubarb
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what heâd been doing all his life
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head