I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
. Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails.
. While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense.
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch. Too many prisons have become early coffins.
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen. Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose. When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone. Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
Thereâs a reason that roses have thorns