If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
That is an appealing treasure map that I canât read
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
They got there early, and they got really good seats
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along