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You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains

He dreamed of eating green apples with worms

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers

Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest

The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

We need to rent a room for our party

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser histor

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

At that moment he wasn’t listening to music, he was living an experience

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw

He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake

The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall

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