If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, itâs really not as bad as it sounds
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course