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The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham.

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions

Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words.

It’s always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday.

It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf.

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

She was too short to see over the fence.

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs