Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
Art doesn’t have to be intentional
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
The external scars tell only part of the story
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
Hit me with your pet shark!
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan
The external scars tell only part of the story
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout