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There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels.

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

She did her best to help him

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there.

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent

There’s a reason that roses have thorns

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

Mary plays the piano

The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying

As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios

Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it

I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine