There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels.
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
She did her best to help him
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there.
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent
There’s a reason that roses have thorns
Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun
Mary plays the piano
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
Weather is not trivial - it’s especially important when you’re standing in it
I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine