Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
The water flowing down the river didnât look that powerful from the car
It doesnât sound like that will ever be on my travel list
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
In that instant, everything changed
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
You have every right to be angry, but that doesnât give you the right to be mean
He was all business when he wore his clown suit 
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat