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She had the gift of being able to paint songs

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward

That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars.

I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose

The external scars tell only part of the story

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class

He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

She found his complete dullness interesting

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

Hit me with your pet shark!

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf