She had the gift of being able to paint songs
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
A dead duck doesn’t fly backward
That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars.
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout
Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose
The external scars tell only part of the story
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
She found his complete dullness interesting
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
Hit me with your pet shark!
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath
The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf