🍄 SEXTING & SKYPE, P SNAP, CUSTOM KIK@ ROBINAQUE

Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all

Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

At that moment he wasn’t listening to music, he was living an experience

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving.

She saw the brake lights, but not in time

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols

Be careful with that butter knife :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

I used to live in my neighbor’s fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn’t to my taste

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier

When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language