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She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog.

The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out

The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined

As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.

She looked into the mirror and saw another person

I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams

This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.

The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it

He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection