Pea soup was the last thing she wanted to eat in 90 degree weather
That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us.
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class
He created a pig burger out of beef.
The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
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For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke