Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory. 
Flesh-colored yoga pants were far worse than even he feared.
t didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
Hit me with your pet shark
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor.
Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle. 
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships. 
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
We’re careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they’re fruit
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale