This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces.
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by.
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable. 
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired. 
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him.
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail.
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it.
He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head.
Be careful with that butter knife.
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols.
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight.
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog.
The mysterious diary records the voice.