The secret code they created made no sense, even to them 
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say
She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary
There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be 
Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression 
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
How about wearing another necktie
The world has changed a lot during the last ten years
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
Too many prisons have become early coffins.
He embraced his new life as an eggplant
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea