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The secret code they created made no sense, even to them :grinning:

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say

She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary

There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be :badminton:

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression :grin:

The best key lime pie is still up for debate

He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance

How about wearing another necktie

The world has changed a lot during the last ten years

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

Too many prisons have become early coffins.

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea