Thereâs a message for you if you look up
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beac
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds