Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
It didnât make sense unless you had the power to eat colors
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
She hadnât had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse
Erin accidentally created a new universe
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen