If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
I covered my friend in baby oil
Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time