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That was how he came to win $1 million

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David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

Sixty-Four comes asking for bread

If you spin around three times, you’ll start to feel melancholy

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

  1. Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

That was how he came to win $1 million

Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it

I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated

You bite up because of your lower jaw

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked

When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier

The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall