I checked to make sure that he was still alive
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money 
on dinner
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store
She advised him to come back at once
That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat
The hummingbirdâs wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either