He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words