The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
Two more days and all his problems would be solved
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
- The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams.
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
People keep telling me âorangeâ but I still prefer âpinkâ
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction