I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
he opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
The sun had set and so had his dreams
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
Having no hair made him look even hairier
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion