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Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense

She saw the brake lights, but not in time

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The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed

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I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport

She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

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He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

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