For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor
Dolores wouldnât have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all
At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined