He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses heâd used until then
Combines are no longer just for farms
- No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer