Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward 
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow