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My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky

He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns

Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow

Iguanas were falling out of the trees