The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
Flash photography is best used in full sunlight
Youâll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasnât yet returned it
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime