After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
Greetings from the real universe
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
When money was tight, heâd get his lunch money from the local wishing well
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck