Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
I am happy to take your donation; any amount will be greatly appreciated
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
Warm beer on a cold day isnât my idea of fun
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
Today is the day Iâll finally know what brick tastes like
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars