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I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley

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The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me

The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby

Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like

His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars