Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasnât worth the effort
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
Courage and stupidity were all he had
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy 
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
Youâll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it