Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
Dolores wouldnât have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes
Having no hair made him look even hairier
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasnât it
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint