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He spiked his hair green to support his iguana

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

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Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there

He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

He never understood why what, when, and where left out who

I checked to make sure that he was still alive

The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air

Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit

She was too short to see over the fence

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky