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A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude
The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
She had the gift of being able to paint songs
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then
It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah