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The hummingbird’s wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick

The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains

She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed

Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale

Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy

You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself

Combines are no longer just for farms

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about

The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean

The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room

The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air

I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits

I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig