The hummingbirdâs wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself
Combines are no longer just for farms
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean
The elephant didnât want to talk about the person in the room
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig