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Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof

As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back

He excelled at firing people nicely

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag

My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude

The mysterious diary records the voice