Dolores wouldnât have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didnât want to subsist on veggie crackers
He was all business when he wore his clown suit
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say