There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what heâd been doing all his life
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic