Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
Three generations with six decades of life experience
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past