Too many prisons have become early coffins
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
It must be five o’clock somewhere
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed
That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read
Having no hair made him look even hairier
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
Combines are no longer just for farms
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall