He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food
The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog
This book is sure to liquefy your brain
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind