Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
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Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
Having no hair made him look even hairier
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us