He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasnât one of those days
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
Warm beer on a cold day isnât my idea of fun
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
They got there early, and they got really good seats
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about